Who the Hell is JFC?

Check out the JFC Show title sequence below. Don’t forget to leave a comment to let us know what you think.

JFC is a brand new animated show, designed to get people thinking about the man behind the myth, and all the bullshit that surrounds him in modern society. From evil televangelists to funny hat-wearing guys in the Vatican, it seems like everybody wants of piece of the JFC. Does he have what it takes to make it in these crazy modern times? There’s only one way to find out… by watching JFC.

80 Responses to “Who the Hell is JFC?”

  1. Mishka Says:

    No… YOUR AUDIO SUCKS HARRY!

    Take that

  2. harry Says:

    your audio sucks!

  3. ok Says:

    good site oaewxj

  4. The Devil Says:

    Not bad . . should drum up plenty of business. I’ll send my people to talk to you about marketing crossovers and percentages.

    See you soon

  5. Thomas Mortley Says:

    Hehe, religion, what a conjob really. Just a means of control over others really - no empirical positive benefits. Keep this up, highly amusing and oh so true.

  6. Marissa Says:

    Anonymous, YOU are stupid. I hope this does offend lots of people, sometimes that’s the only way to wake them up!

  7. Oley Says:

    Anon:

    It didn’t offend me.

    Ya know, generalizations DO usually fail, as you just have shown, ( ;] ) but who ever said the JFC show was a generalization?

    -Oley

  8. Anonymous Says:

    this show is stupid
    i get some followers can be pushy
    but this generalization is ridiculous

    this is only going to stir up emotions and offend ALL people

  9. No1 Says:

    well that was stupid

  10. Frank Plutark Says:

    It’s a great show, Jesus.

  11. bongo Says:

    awesome!!!!

  12. bernadette Says:

    Your stuff is so true- but you forgot the devil. The POOR BASTARD has always been responsible for everything that’s ‘wrong’ with humanity. Historically there has been immesurable fear instilled in people about responding to their basic instincts and thinking for themselves in the name of the devil. Just an idea, but look at art history for for some motivation on this- it’s rich. The French figured it out a long time ago and used the image graphically pre-modern era. Damn those zippy French bastards- we North Americans are so slow.

  13. Julie Says:

    What people don’t talk about you ENOUGH? You need us to comment on your site too…Jesus Jesus, you have low self-esteem.

  14. darwinsceince Says:

    CRAIG
    Maybe God will make a real man out of you. HOW?

    I thought that was the priests job !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AND CAN THIS SITE REALLY BE ILLEGAL IN AMERICA????

    EHEHE i had the picture from all the great patriotic tv shows we get from the states that
    The First Amendment would protect this site?????????????

    I hope my grammar is ok !!!!

  15. darwinsceince Says:

    eheheh its funny i guess it has to end with old mr C.D giving jesus and his friends a history lesson.

    I guess if jesus was around in this present time he wouldn’t even want to be a Christian!!!! you silly north Americans are great !!!!!!!

  16. GOD Says:

    HEY TRUDIE YOU MADE A MISTAKE WHEN YOU WROTE
    “FORGIVE THEM LORD FOR THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING……”
    HMMM? HAHAHAHAHHAAH
    THEY DO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING
    APPARENTLY ITS 90% OF CRIMINALS WHO ARE RELIGIOUS THAT DON’T.
    I FIND THIS VERY FUNNY…BUT BEYOND THE POINT OF HUMOR…IT MAKES A STATEMENT ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP “FOLLOWERS” ARE.
    IF THEY’RE GOING TO LET THOSE FUCKS ON TV PREACH TO ME ABOUT HOW I SHOULD SEND THEM MONEY, IN RETURN ILL GET THE LOVE OF GOD..THEN YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS WEBSITE
    ITS TIME FOR A CHANGE PEOPLE
    FOR 2000 YEARS WE BELIEVED SOME GUY DIED FOR OUR SINS
    IN WHICH CASE JESUS GAVE HIMSELF UP TO THE ROMANS SO HE WOULD BE PORTRAYED AS A MARTYR. GOOD JOB ON THE SHOW!!!! :)

  17. Jesus Says:

    the song is by Mr Plow!
    he Rocks!
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=2772441

  18. justagirl Says:

    The song is awesome! Who is that guy ;)

  19. Anonymous Says:

    People wake up. They are not making fun of Jesus. they are making fun of humans.

  20. Fraser Says:

    Pretty cool titles, don’t like the song tho…

  21. xlep Says:

    hmm.. yes, it shows the rediculous way that christians today (and mainly catholics in the past) used to exploit the low IQ of many ppl by making a commercial relegion. But (there is always a but) personally I think that the opinion that you shouldn’t do this because ur insulting a relegion is right. The opinion that what u do is good because ur trying to “wake ppl up” is also right. I think I’ll finally be opossed to the first opinion because, ppl must wake up and realize what he believes. If he like it, he should keep believing it. Faith but not blind faith/unknown faith/”goodlooking” faith.

  22. Parish Says:

    I repeat… shut the fuck up. You’re not making any sense and you’re just making an ass of yourself and proving these guys point, that religious fanatics are morons. Way to go Craig!

  23. Craig Says:

    I just noticed something else. I’m in your archives at the top left. I hope this gets in. Parish, the creator of this animation needs lots of attention, like me. Because his Earth Daddy was mean to him and didn’t give him lots of attention, or maybe he really did, to much attention to the bad things Parish does, that’s why Parish does it. I know that we have to really give our child lots of positive attention or he will act bad, but not near as bad as you. He’s ignorant right now, because of his age, but not on everything. How old are you Parish?

  24. Craig Says:

    Darnit, I just missspilled and said a bad cuss word. I just found out by osverbation, that you post from the bottom up. I’m actually on bottom in a special way, or is it just God’s way of messing your site up that hates Jesus, and you didn’t know it. Still waiting for more posts from people who hate Daddy here on Earth. I saw one or two from you, but that’s it. Please, I love to debate. It’s my calling. Hey, you can put that into your animation too. But you better give me credit. Remember I’m an idiot too, and I want attention like you do, because your Daddy, like mine, and probably are the rest of the people here, didn’t give them enough attention. Or maybe to much, and he died, and now they are mad at God, for something man brought on himself. Read Genesis. And now they can’t get the attention they deserve and want, like me. Please see my website http://www.badmednews.com . It’s funny like your’s but I don’t get as much attention, even though I think it’s a more worthy cause.

    Your new best friend, who gives you tons of attention,

    Craig

  25. Craig Says:

    Oh man, let’s see if you are man enough to post this. John 3:16 - For God so loved the world…. Read the rest of it, and find out the ending. Are you too afraid? Maybe God will make a real man out of you. Maybe, just maybe, you will find your true calling. BTW, I do think the priest thing was a little funny at first, then you went over board. BTW, a very small minority of priests probably do this, while your hero Anton Levay promoted it. The Beatles had him on their cover of one of their albums too. Imagine if there was no Heaven - John Lennin, or was it the Lenningrad guy Stalin who said that? Doesn’t matter, many here will imagine that for eternity if they don’t quit being ultimate idiots.

    God bless you again and again,

    Craig

  26. Craig Says:

    Man, I just can’t stop, you keep me going my friend. You told me to shut the f*ck up. Make sure you take the * out so I look more hateful. I still think you hate your Daddy, because he was too much of an idiot. Or maybe you just got caught in the wrong crowd, and still haven’t come to your senses yet. I think I’ve gotten to you. You make fun of my occasional misssspillin too. I’ve told you I got M.S., you idiot. I type with one eye open most of the time. Parts of my body are numb. Hey, there’s a funny line for you idiot, Craig has a numb brain too. I probably do. I have lesions all over my brain from the ms. You can make fun of that too. Please do an animation on me. You seem to love me so much, that you give me top billing, and you can even send it to my address - pfc8273@gmail.com. I hope you don’t ping me, find out where I live and come and kill me yourself. People who hate God, usually think murder is okay. That is why they watch so many horror films by the dead man Zombie.

    God bless you,

    Craig

  27. Craig Says:

    I just can’t stop, it’s so hilarious. You actually read my posts as I write them. Is this the only thing you have to do. You are full of hate because of your upbringing. Were you parents - satan lovers. I feel sorry for you. Poor guy. If you only had a better father and mother, you might have been a really good acting person, instead you are an evil acting person. Maybe it’s because your screwed up Dad hit you after Church like mine did, maybe even yours said praise the Lord while he did it. Both of them were idiots. Read the Bible, just once, go to a good Bible preaching, Jesus loving, people loving Church just once, and then you can actually make cartoons that people like, instead of cheering on while they think hateful thoughts of the Dad here on Earth. I’ve got M.S., Asthma, Arthritis, my family of origin hates me, but I still was able to found the love that you hate. Please be open minded like me and do the above suggestions. Put down your satanist hate fake bible and be a man. Face your past, write a fourth step, stay away from losers like yourself at the moment. I bet you don’t post this one. I hope you don’t send some one to kill me from your satanist church either that your hero Rob Zombie supports. While Zombie - walking dead. He’s already dead for eternity probably, and he knows it. I should have just called you an idiot like everyone on the planet is. I apologize for saying you suck, but I’m an idiot too.

    God bless you,

    Craig

  28. Parish Says:

    Craig… shut the fuck up

  29. Craig Says:

    Wow, I ribbed you enough to actually get a response from the creator of JFC. I can’t believe it. I’m famous now, just like you. That’s it, if you rib people you get top billing. I want to rib you some more. Don’t forget the sales of your merchandise. I want to mention them, so you make lots of money, just like the t.v. preachers. You suck, moron. God bless you.

  30. Craig Says:

    Hey it’s me once again. Wow, I even noticed you sale merchandise to your satanist followers. Don’t forget to make fun of the preachers who ask for donations. I hope you sale enough to keep your site going, same thing t.v. preachers say. I don’t like the majority of them, but I do love Jesus Christ. BTW, Your a bone head. Don’t forget to include me in the crazy wife swap episode you are going to do. She has mental illness, and I’m just crazy for the Lord. God bless you again.

  31. admin Says:

    Thanks for your feedback Craig!

    We love to hear intelligent, well-thought-out comments from open minded, humorous, loving people like you.

    We’ll keep up our good work, as long as you promise to keep up yours.

    God Bless!

    JFC

    PS - Maybe if you pray hard enough, Jesus will teach you to spell.

  32. Craig Says:

    Wow, now that I’m at the top of the list, I just can’t stop. You suck, because you are a coward.

  33. Craig Says:

    Amazing at first you don’t publish them, and then you do at the top of the list. You are so cool. Keep up the cool work, and once again please do one on Mohamed, but be very careful.

  34. Craig Says:

    Wow, you only let people who praise your work publish comments. You are just to awesome and such coward. Once again, don’t forget Mohammed.

  35. Craig Says:

    Hey don’t forget to do on on Mohammed, or are you to afraid? God bless you again my friend

  36. Craig Says:

    As they say in A.A. - “God bless you”. Ask a recovering alcoholic what that means.

  37. Malka Says:

    I sure hope the comments about going back to animation school came from animators. For if you where you would know and can see that the animation was done that way on purpose. Love the show guys I know the hard work put into it keep it up.

    Fellow animator

  38. Sara Says:

    Amazing!!!

  39. kat Says:

    Sweet! when is episode 2 released?

  40. Tiffany Says:

    i love this!!!
    its totally amazing <3

  41. Noodlesauce Says:

    NICELY DONE! This show looks to take the ultimate piss out of the ultimate son. Awesome concept, and I can’t wait to see where you guys (or girls) go with it.

    Jesus Loves you!

  42. Jon-O Says:

    This is great! I love the “Jack van Impe” scene. Can’t waith to see more of J F’in C.

  43. Jesus Says:

    countdown to the first ever JFC episode…
    3 DAYS, act quick, call your grandparents NOW!

    This Good Friday, it’s religion that’s getting Crucified!

  44. Jesus Says:

    Ron Paul

  45. XXXLKlintonLobby Says:

    H. Klinton vs Obama. How you think who will win elections in USA?

  46. baby Says:

    Nice website!!

  47. admin Says:

    well Mary, you will have to stay tuned.
    you may even see yourself!

  48. mary Says:

    will abraham be a guest? or muhannad? love to see buddha! ^^

  49. Ill Tone Says:

    Good concept! I see unlimited ammounts of hilarity resulting from this. Most shows / comedy in general is to tame these days. Break the borders of edginess! By the way, check out http://www.myspace.com/illtoneandrc if you like conscious, lyrical hip-hop groups.

  50. Graham Says:

    Nice! Really like the concept, it is ripe for good satire. Can’t wait for the big premier

  51. Michelle Says:

    We’ll have to see if it’s really going to be funny or not. I’m kinda partial to the South Park Jesus.

  52. Mother Theresa Says:

    Jesus has come down with a bad flu, but the rest of us here would love to watch this. Sadly, we’ve got really bad reception. Will the jfcshow be available in a dvd, or sometimes we can get cable, would that work?

  53. admin Says:

    just to clear up any confusion,
    the first episode is launching this easter (march 20th 2008)
    there will be a two part pilot episode which shows how jesus arrives back on earth, meets up with his new roomies and gets spotted by the pope.
    STAY TUNED and spread the good word!

  54. Zap Says:

    To Iala

    Your spelling is “discusting”, and your composition is abysmal, for the words “muslim” and “think” in the same sentence are mutually exclusive.

    See you in Gehennem!

  55. lala Says:

    AS a muslim i think it is blasphemous and discusting.

    to hell

  56. MothandRust Says:

    Looks great! But I’m confused… where do we see the episodes?

  57. Mysturji Says:

    Jason,
    Jesus said “Love your neighbour as yourself”, so go give your neighbour a hand-job and leave us alone to enjoy the show.

  58. JJ Wentworth Says:

    hmmmmm

  59. Ryan Says:

    aha good show idea, By the way people JESUS was a regular man that did regular human things, they just didnt know what rape was back then , so jesus’s mom didnt know she got poked when she was sleeping lol then she woke up n was all like its a miracle ! lol u should put that in the show lololol

  60. vancouver man Says:

    Loving it! I always say that its not Jesus thats the problem its his followers!
    This will give everybody from Fox news to Pat Robertson something to rant about! Thanks for getting Jesus off the cross cause we need the wood!

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  62. admin Says:

    Awesome!

  63. Robert Says:

    Jason I must thank you. Your continuous show of intolerance has already helped the the show prove a point.
    I’m Christian and this show doesn’t bother me because from what I can gather from the site is that it portrays Jesus as a good guy who is trying to survive in a modern world and the show is confronting problems that society is dealing with today. The show is in no way taking the lord’s name in vain and it’s definately not creating a mockery of him, merely the institution created by man to represent and use him.

  64. Roland Deschain Says:

    Offensive, irreverent and non-PC - Excellent. I am looking forward to the first episode. Jason, take a chill pill and give one to your invisible friend (mix it in with some roast goat to make it easier to swallow), its just a cartoon.

  65. Julie Says:

    Putting a lot of effort into the hate huh Jason? Typical of a religious person.

  66. jason Says:

    Wow mr. “keep your head up”
    do you have a problem with your keyboard?
    maybe the real question is are you for real?

  67. KEEP YOUR HEAD UP Says:

    IS THIS GUY FOR REAL ………..THIS SHOW WILL BE SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD R U KIDDING ME !

    jason Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 11:41 am
    jason Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 11:41 am
    jason Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    I have reported this site to the authorities and hopefully you will be behind bars soon.
    I have reported this site to the authorities and hopefully you will be behind bars soon.
    I have reported this site to the authorities and hopefully you will be behind bars soon.
    I have reported this site to the authorities and hopefully you will be behind bars soon.
    I have reported this site to the authorities and hopefully you will be behind bars soon.
    I have reported this site to the authorities and hopefully you will be behind bars soon.

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    Keep Up the amazing Work My friend you are so ahead of your time !

    Love It!

  68. jason Says:

    it may not be government law, but it is the law of the lord and that is all that really matters.
    god bless you all and I pray for you on the day of reckoning

  69. admin Says:

    Things seem to be heating up around here!

  70. unknown Says:

    Victoria! Well done!

  71. Victoria Says:

    Jason _ Lying for the lawd again? Or are you merely fucktarded? The U.S. Constitution guarantees us the right to mock anything we want to and if that offends your big scary skyfairy, he’ll have to take it up with the Founding Fathers and every Supreme Court justice since their time.

  72. jason Says:

    taking the lords name in vain and creating a mockery of him is!

  73. Mark Says:

    Last I checked, making a cartoon wasn’t against the law.

  74. jason Says:

    you people ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
    I didn’t think even atheists could stoop this low, this is an affront to the church and life itself!
    I have reported this site to the authorities and hopefully you will be behind bars soon.
    remember Denmark?

  75. Maria Says:

    Looks interesting

  76. Grant Says:

    AWESOMELY OFFENSIVE!

  77. Gary Coleman Says:

    Whatchyou talkin’ bout Jesus?

  78. God Says:

    This show looks terrific! I can’t wait.

  79. kh Says:

    yeah

  80. jappadog Says:

    sweet, love it!

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