Episode 3
July 23rd, 2008
That’s right bible-thumpers and thumpettes! Episode 3 is here. Don’t forget to leave your mark in the comments section.
Episode 3 is Coming
July 10th, 2008Loyal JFC fans, and newcomers alike, let it be known that the next episode of JFC is being animated as you read this!
The long awaited third installment will grace your respective retinas very soon.
We thank all the encouraging/Crazy/Threatening/ comments and mail we’ve been getting, and we assure you that with this next episode, we won’t let you down.
This next episode shall by far be our finest, and thanks to all our fans support episodes will be coming out more frequently than b-list Hollywood actors trying to revive their careers.
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8 Responses to “Episode 3 is Coming”
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TIECE Says:
July 21st, 2008 at 7:52 pm
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THIS TIECE BABY THUMS UP
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TIECE Says:
July 21st, 2008 at 7:51 pm +0
THANK”S
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Bob C Says:
July 17th, 2008 at 9:22 pm +1
It’s about Fucking TIME!
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Chris Says:
July 13th, 2008 at 8:55 am +1
I think I just came a little.
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July 11th, 2008 at 1:24 pm +3
I enjoyed your writing style and I’ve added you to my Reader. Keep these posts coming.
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andrea Says:
July 10th, 2008 at 8:05 pm +2
this makes my day!
this is officially my favorite show, please keep them coming! -
jimmyNutron Says:
July 10th, 2008 at 8:03 pm +4
thank fucking GOD!
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admin Says:
July 10th, 2008 at 5:57 pm +2
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!
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Episode 2
April 9th, 2008
The conclusion to our Easter premier is here. Let us know how much you like/hate it in the comments!
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87 Responses to “Episode 2”
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Al Says:
July 24th, 2008 at 12:54 pm +0
This show is genius! Keep ‘em coming.
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Paulie 59 Says:
July 15th, 2008 at 1:37 am +1
Creative genius…I’m an instant fan give me more.
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leo Says:
July 9th, 2008 at 9:45 pm +1
OMG JFC is da SHIZNIT!!!
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evilstuff Says:
July 8th, 2008 at 4:31 pm +1
Hey, when is there going to be more?
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Earth to Joshua Says:
July 7th, 2008 at 4:47 pm +2
You’re a fucking nitwit
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Joshua Says:
July 7th, 2008 at 4:45 pm --2
oh, and btw “nosactivated”… we ARE the chosen ones. it’s not a holier-than-thou attitude. I don’t look at anybody any less. It’s just our belief, per the Bible. The problem with you is you make the term “chosen one” out to mean that we think “We were called to an insider organization and everybody else is on the inside”, when really that is completely contradictory to what we believe. God established Israel as His chosen people, yet they continued to leave Him and rebel against His word, so Jesus Christ came to die for all the sins of the world, re-establishing God’s chosen people, not as only Jews, but whoever believes in Him. This is the beauty of it. There were so many laws the Jews had to follow, but they failed God constantly (even when they were keeping the law perfectly), so God made it that every man can come to Him. It’s not an insider’s club… it’s His church for everyone.
You just CHOOSE to make yourself an outsider and an enemy of God. That’s a shame, really.
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Joshua Says:
July 7th, 2008 at 4:29 pm --2
Don’t worry… you won’t find me praying for your soul. You are the choices you make. As one guy said, “I don’t need God’s forgiveness, and I don’t want it”… trust me, you’ll need it. But you won’t get it, because you don’t want it.
It is really sad. Most people believe in a hell, but most people don’t care. You whine and cry when you hurt yourself… and you think you’ll enjoy hell? Get real people. Jesus came to the earth, and was beaten, ridiculed, and crucified, but still loved and forgave those people. So while show is completely tasteless and unnecessary, it’s still not the worst thing that has been done to His name.
There are some real truths found in this video though. Sadly, this is how Jesus probably would be treated if he came to live on earth again because of the ignorance of Christianity and how fake most people are. Even still, it is completely tasteless and it is truly sad. But no worries, I won’t pray for your souls.
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Matt In Massachusetts Says:
July 6th, 2008 at 10:08 pm --2
My eyes need a shower now and I want my time wasted back. May the cartoons you create fall into obscurity. I will never go to your website again or tell anyone I was here. May you find mercy on the day you need it most.
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roj Says:
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:47 pm +2
Great show!
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donbear Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 7:51 am +2
Loved it! Can’t wait to see what they come up with next.
On a serious note, a few years back a writer/producer named Jack Emery made a brilliant short film titled Inquisition that covered the same idea as this one “What if Jesus came back”. It starred Derek Jacoby and Alun Armstrong. It was first aired on BBC5. I don’t think it’s ever been shown here in Canada or the US. Search it out. If you can find it, it’s well worth watching. Jack Emery has a website http://www.dramahouse.co.uk
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PDUBYA Says:
June 18th, 2008 at 12:23 am +2
I thought this a great show. And a thought about the Bible. It is a collection of writings, collected, transcribed, translated, copied, edited, and censored, by persons who were NOT Jesus, or God. NObody but simple men. And many simple minded. Not to say there aren’t many relevant lessons or advice available in the Bible. But it was compiled by people who gained a position of authority, and those people had certain viewpoints, and the writings that they liked were included. If we were REALLY getting the TRUE message of JC, then I’m pretty sure we wouldn’t be going to war, with his graces. This goes for all countries and all religions. Look at all of ‘em, they all read the same.
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Anonymous is a moron Says:
June 17th, 2008 at 6:40 pm +1
Okay, where to start with this idiot.
“If I said to you “Go stab that man” you would do it”
No I wouldn’t. Nor would anyone. Why? Because you’re clearly a fucking idiot who’s giving stupid, random and homicidal orders to random people you don’t know. How did I figure that this was not a good idea? Well, you see, most people are born with this thing called a brain, that analyzes critical information through the six senses of their bodies and does this strange thing called THINKING. With this tool we are able to assess situations without the need to resort to a piece of LITERATURE written a few millenia ago with the sole purpose of controlling weak minded people… like yourself.
Go have another cup of pretentiousness and stupidity there buddy.
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hillbillystabber Says:
June 17th, 2008 at 10:20 am +0
anyone with circular logic like you deserves to be stabbed.
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Anonymous Says:
June 17th, 2008 at 10:13 am --5
Ok, First let me say this. If you do not believe in jesus or anything he stands for, then do you believe in any higher power?? If you believe in nothing then why the need to push these little episodes? You would have nothing to gain right?
Now let me ask all of you this. If I said to you “Go stab that man” you would do it, that is if you didnt believe in any higher power. But if you refused to stab the man on the corner then you do have morals, and where did those morals start??? The bible maybe?? So all of you who claim to be nonbelievers then why not go out and do what you please?? Or do you have something inside of you telling you its wrong?? I wonder what that might be?? Your MORALS MAYBE? -
jordanfall Says:
June 15th, 2008 at 8:31 pm +1
more more more! keep up the good work guys
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Ted K Says:
June 15th, 2008 at 12:00 am +1
Brilliant. Yes. More. Please.
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Just a Girl Says:
June 8th, 2008 at 11:42 am +2
I think its fuckin brilliant! Cant wait for the next episode!
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Toddlive Says:
June 6th, 2008 at 2:16 am +1
Who knows what the greatest hoax of all time is?
What if I was to say that the most people do not believe that Satan exists? Then if that is so and You believe he does not exist and it is just something in ourselves right? Wrong sorry folks he is just as alive as the sun shines on this earth. But he and his cohorts want you to believe he does not exist thus he has created the greatest hoax on mankind. Make the entire world believe he is not an entity but just something in our hearts. NOT. The master of this world is Satan and his Demons.
Note I said THIS WORLD. Now if this is true and he is this world’s ruler then all that has happen in the past and going on today is due to his activities, he sits at all the world ruler’s tables and the World of Religions as their King and they do not have a clue that he is their master. Are you a follower of Christ? Have you read and learned about your Priest or Pastor? How much research has you done by looking into the churches achieves? Don’t you think a thorough examination of your religion and its past involvement in all the earths World Wars and all the Wars and the millions of people who have been murdered by the hand of the Religious Leaders of this World in going to be in for a great shock?
One fellow got it right a few comments earlier by saying that the world’s religions will all be destroyed shortly so why would someone say this? Because of research, research, researching the facts and the truths about the religions of this world is for your eyes and as a Christian you should have no problem looking up these scriptures to back up my statements.
Go to 1 John 5:19 (answers who the ruler of this world is) Christians you should also read this at 2Cor 4:4 (shows who the ruler of this world is) I have made it very easy for you to understand these scriptures and in this scripture so you don’t twist the truth of this scripture clearly states who is blinding people and as you reason this scripture you will realize that God does not Blind the mind of Believers. But someone else does, but you should be able to answer this one quite easily. Rev 12:9 will seal the deal by stating what happened to Satan and his Demons and where they are. Read on to verse 12 see if what I stated above connects to the scripture quoted. If you would like some more answers about the next scripture Rev 12: 13 to the end of Chapter 12. Then feel free to email me and ask any question you like and I will use your own Bible to answer any said questions.
And if you don’t like comedy then you really don’t like the Creator, who has the largest sense of humor in the world. Your friend comedy Kenny Ps for futher questions send to livecomptech@hotmail.com
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Konan Says:
June 5th, 2008 at 10:57 pm +0
Fucking awesome!!!!! This is easily the best thing I’ve ever watched
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Jay Effin Cee Says:
June 1st, 2008 at 10:20 am +1
God Damn, that’s fantastic!
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mr headies 420 Says:
June 1st, 2008 at 1:02 am --4
wow!!! what a bunch of lost souls,im sorry you never had a father or a mother or even a grandmother that gave a damn about you….thats so sad!
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mr headies 420 Says:
June 1st, 2008 at 1:01 am --4
wow!!! what a bunch of lost souls,im sorry you never had a father or a mother or even a grandmother that gave a damn about you….thats so sad
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Anonymous Says:
May 29th, 2008 at 10:28 pm +0
Can’t wait for the next one! Come on, hurry up already will ya!
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Cornblend Says:
May 20th, 2008 at 4:12 pm +1
Hilarious! Nice work!
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nosactivated Says:
May 17th, 2008 at 11:13 am +0
Plus I love the fact of a GOD in people who say he is forgiving? Is he really I say? Well if he did exist it maybe true. Simple thought of his exsitance is he has 10 commandments. These are simply man made. Plus he threatens to do certain things to people if they don’t follow his rules. Such as Hell, purgatory, and some other nonfactual places. And the real kicker here is, BUT HE LOVES YOU AND IS ALL FORGIVING! If he is all of this, then why does he threaten you with such acts of violence? Morals and personal beliefs have nothing to do with GOD. To just think that of all religions the catholic religion is the right one. Or the thought of GOD being the right one. How conceded can they be to think that any other religions wrong. Buddhism, Muslim, and or Hinduism are just a few. Besides, history tells all about the catholic church. Does the Spanish Inquisition come to mind? How about the Crusades? The popes during the early times had complete control over its people. They are the ones who told others to kill in the name of GOD. They gave the order to kill certain people. So for all the people on here who say anyone who can not find this not funny. Well, he can not laugh at himself, can not laugh at all. Plus the whole idea that a GOD does exist is not one that has and can be proven. It is just a fact of faith. Nothing more! The idea of an invisible being causing and developing all is just crazy. Plus if you do believe in GOD, why is that the bible says he created the earth and all its purpose in 6 days and on the 7th he rested. Yet you think it is okay to bother him on his day of rest. SUNDAY!!!!!! JACKASS’s……..Leave the so called man alone. PLus for every reason you say GOD exists, there are an equal amount of reasons he does not! So keep your faith to your self! Because he is just nothing more than FAITH! Not FACT!!!!!
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nosactivated Says:
May 17th, 2008 at 10:58 am +0
I love this website and it’s use of the Christian model. A cartoon like this will and does stir up a lot of controversy. From what I have seen in the cartoons. It does make this so-called Jesus a good person. The so-called people who follow him and his writings are the ones who will and do condemn him. This brings me to the saying I once saw, ” Jesus will rise again, but don’t worry they will kill him again!”. This is so true, people are hypocrites with religion. I know opinions are like assholes, but I believe religion should be outlawed. You can practice it in your own home, but leave the rest of us alone. Stop reading the New Testament as the rule of thumb. If you want to learn about your actual GOD, read the Old Testament and find out the truth about him. Your so called GOD is not the loving person he is thought to be. Read about is acts of terrorism on people, his racial beliefs, and his actual reign of killing. Look into the omitted writings of the new testament that talk about jesus’s true side. He was not the loving individual as we believe or have been told. Read about the Gospel of Thomas. Plus this so-called Pope Benedict, are you all aware that he was the person who was in charge of the priest pedophile investigations for the catholic church? He relocated the accused priests instead of bringing them to justice. He was the one who settled out of court with the victims. ANd then relocated the priest to new churches to stalk new victims all over again. This man should be brought up on charges in my opinion. Christian people need to get over themselves. They act like they are th chosen ones. Fuck Religion……..
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Shitbird Says:
May 17th, 2008 at 2:05 am --1
Horrified Says:
April 18th, 2008 at 12:08 pm –9
This is horrible! I can’t believe someone can be so twisted enough to do this! What do so many people have against the Christian faith? It is all about having good morals and being a good person!
No it isn’t, you tool. It’s about converting others into paying Christians - kind of like Amway. And there is a similar hierarchy where the ones at the top live off you at the bottom. Besides, if you can’t have a laugh at a guy who’s been dead for 2000 years, you’re far too sensitive to be here. Go back to your quilting.
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white america Says:
May 14th, 2008 at 11:51 am +1
we are such bots…we suck,ya i can see that happening…funny and sad….lol…cry
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Trapper Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 12:21 am +0
Why don’t people get that this show isn’t attackin Jesus??? If anything it makes him look divine and everyone else look bad. Which, as I gather, is pretty accurate.
These are the same muppets who would’ve nailed him to the cross. They follow whatever’s popular so that they fit in and don’t have to think for themselves or realize what miserable people they actually are.
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Anonymous Says:
May 12th, 2008 at 7:41 am +1
THERE IS NO GOD, http://WWW.GODISIMAGINARY.COM -.—- GET IT, GROW UP.
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Cassidy Says:
May 11th, 2008 at 2:34 pm +0
I really like this cartoon.
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Anonymous Says:
May 11th, 2008 at 1:25 pm +0
Abdiel: That is what YOU believe, stop hiding behind Brian and speaking for him. And your argument is weak at best. Once again… let’s examine your logic: A lot of people dislike George Bush’s foreign policy, so therefore he must be right! No one dislikes Canada’s foreign policy, therefore it is inert and untrue yeah? Your logic doesn’t hold up once again.
Joshua: Your rhetoric is astoundingly primitive. Morality can be formed with something called your own ability to observe and assess the world around you. You need God because you’re incapable of accepting who you are as a person and dealing with life. So you invent an imaginary friend who can take the blame when things go wrong and get credit when things go right; it absolves you of responsibility for your own actions and makes you accountable to whatever someone else (be it a bible or a preacher) tells you what is good and bad.
Sad existance really. Lots of people can and will argue with you but it’s useless because your brain isn’t capable of getting off of the skipped record of ‘God exists because I believe he exists because it’s in the Bible because God wrote the Bible so he must exist, because my daddy… Bible, daddy, Bible, God, Jesus…”
THINK FOR YOURSELF YOU LACKY!
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Joshua Says:
May 11th, 2008 at 9:35 am --1
I think that the people who claim absolutely that there is no god of any kind are quite foolish. There is no way to disprove that any god exists. The case could be that a god does exist and that he actually wants to trick you and keep you in a perpetual state of delusion, if that were the case how could you disprove it?
If you truly do not believe in a God then what is your rationale for morality? If you try to argue for any form of absolute morality then you need to do your homework better, and if you accept relative morality then you should have no outrage at anyones actions because you understand that they are simply following a preference of their actions just as you followed yours. No one can argue that one set of moral beliefs is above the other in that case, because every belief would be man made and therefore any one who has a man made belief challenging that belief would be equal. To argue for intrinsic values or human rights is as ridiculous as saying that a shark shouldn’t eat a fish. If we are animals then there is really no value other than the value we give ourselves. Obviously though people argue that morality exists and they say that murder is wrong and so forth. Many people argue on the basis of ‘pain’ ‘happiness’ or suffering, saying that if something causes pain to others or if something would benefit the most amount of people then it should be the moral code. The reality is though there is no TRUE reason other than just comfort why any of this should be followed, but that brings the question of why is it most comfortable not to murder and to ‘respect’ others by not stealing or hurting them? and why is hurting painful and not pleasurable? Perhaps that is a state of illusion in itself it could be argued.
If any god did exist it would have to bridge the gap between it and us before we would be able to learn about it. It would have to use some form of communication and would have to teach us about itself and about the way that the life it created should be lived. I think this is what is claimed by many of the major religions but none in my opinion come as close as Christianity. There are so many reasons why I make that claim. I am aware that many people would believe they had hundreds of reasons why I am foolish but I think over time most people who feel this way learn that it is a misconception about Christianity and a lack of awareness that actually causes people to claim as fact that it is false. I think if humans want to be completely completely ‘objective’ then they must agree that neither side can claim as objective fact that the other side is wrong. Science measures repeatable, observable, consistent physical phenomena, it cannot rule out that which it cannot measure. Christians know that they can only go so far with facts and then faith kicks in, but everyone has some form of faith and they are irrational to disagree. You have faith right now that the reality before you IS reality, but perhaps you have a schizophrenic episode with a tactile and visual hallucination… how can you 100% rule it out? The true measure of trust in God comes from the subjective experiment of testing His word and applying it to your life. That is the true measure of trust in anything. No one can truly know or believe something they haven’t tested. ‘Judgment without investigation is the highest form of ignorance- albert einstein’ To stand back and look at peoples faith and claim absolutely that it is wrong is naive.
If you truly do believe it to be wrong well what will you gain from trying to prove it? You might say pleasure, but there are many things more pleasurable, and if you don’t say pleasure then you are deluded because whatever you do, whatever anyone does will be the thing they most wanted to do. Even if you resist something you want, like chocolate, for something you don’t want, like vegetables, you are choosing what you REALLY wanted, good health. There is so much more to say but no one would have even read this far and it is impossible to explain such a broad topic that has so many parts on a limited text box, not to mention most people read what they want and don’t actually evaluate things properly. Most who believe in God would read this in agreement and most who don’t will read it in disagreement and neither would put aside their agenda but would rather be trying to fulfill it. For those who don’t believe in God though, I pity you. For even if you are correct you gain nothing and those who believe lose nothing, but if you are wrong you lose everything. That cannot motivate one to believe in itself but that is foolish enough to deserve my pity. Even if you pretend you’re cool with it that doesn’t even matter because whether you were ok with reality or not it wouldn’t make a difference to the end result and makes you no better or worse of in the end, unless you are wrong and then you are significantly worse off and your ‘contentment’ was the greatest illusion, even greater than if christians were proved wrong because they wouldn’t be aware that they were ever deluded since they would cease to exist. But atheists if they are wrong will think on it for eternity. Think on the presumptuous nature of using flawed, limited, finite senses that you didn’t even create or understand properly to judge the reality and existence of an infinite being. And if you make no judgment and claim nothing, well unfortunately that is claiming exactly that… nothing, and rules out the ’something’ which rules out God. Those who claim nothing I wish you luck in your seeking, and those who claim they know I wish you would seek harder. -
Abdiel Says:
May 11th, 2008 at 9:28 am --2
I don’t think it is as simple as you claim. I think what brian meant was that the fact that people feel so threatened by it, or the fact that they need to pay out christianity actually supports the christian view that man is rebellious and evil by nature. I don’t think it is as simple as: we hate Jesus therefore he is the son of God. I think that was a summary of a large variety of factors. What Brian is saying is that all the attention and hatred christianity attracts actually supports the belief in God from a christian point of view. Everyone is ‘tolerant’ of other religions much more than christianity. Videos paying out Buddah or Islam aren’t as common and christians believe that is because these religions are inert because they aren’t true. But because man has a sinful rebellious nature against God, Brian is saying that makes them hate God or even hate the idea of God, and that is what he is meant, I think.
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The One and Only Says:
May 10th, 2008 at 1:04 pm +1
People hate cheese puffs too. Does that prove that cheese puffs are in fact the son of god?
By your stupid logic… yes it does. ALL HAIL CHEESY POOFS!
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Brian Says:
May 10th, 2008 at 12:41 pm --2
I am so confused as to why people Attack Jesus… it only proves He is the son of God even more…
They did the same thing to HIm back in the days He was crucified… and We Hate Jesus, because We love sin…
Everyone who finds this video entertaining, needs to ask themselves why
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The One and Only Says:
May 10th, 2008 at 12:13 pm +1
LOVED IT!
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Jeano Says:
May 7th, 2008 at 1:14 am +1
AWESOME.
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Tom Brady Says:
May 6th, 2008 at 11:31 pm +0
AGREED PETARD! This show is funnier than my teams loss to the Giants in the Super Bowl
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Petard Diladong Baggins Says:
May 6th, 2008 at 10:46 pm +0
Fucking funniest show evar.
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Carmello Anthony Says:
May 6th, 2008 at 10:29 pm --1
Hi, I’m Carmello Anthony of the Denver Nuggets and I approve of this show.
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Jesus Says:
May 3rd, 2008 at 12:03 pm +0
God bless you Gremlin Nation… you are an example for us all to follow
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Frank Plutark Says:
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:06 pm +0
Hail, Jesus:
Thus far, your characterizations are Accurate (scripturally speaking). For dogmatic atheists, you show an admirable Grasp of the true nature of Christ.
I am amused - and impressed. Henceforth, the Gremlin Nation will commit its full Power and Resource to the promotion and marketing of this enjoyable programme.
Here’s to You, Jesus: the Best Friend on fukkinfacebook.
I go now, to comment on the first Episode.
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snatchbandit Says:
April 29th, 2008 at 8:23 pm +0
truely funny stuff, i’m looking forward to more episodes.
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Kyle C Says:
April 29th, 2008 at 8:03 pm +0
BOOKMARKED!
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J-Train Says:
April 29th, 2008 at 11:50 am +0
Alright, well now that you ladies are finished bitch slapping each other from the comfort of your keyboards.
I LOVE how the televangelists and the pope are shown as pure evil out of the public eye, yet as soon as the cameras are on they’re purely fake and how they are in real life. You guys should do more with that
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Zaphod Beetlebrox Says:
April 29th, 2008 at 7:29 am --1
Ghost of DA,
I’m done talking to you, since you only can defend this show by attacking me personally. Enjoy your puking crack whores. I’m going to watch South Park.
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Ghost of Douglas Adams Says:
April 28th, 2008 at 8:06 pm +0
You’re a completely degenerate, pompous asshole. Shut the fuck up.
You Wrote: “That fact that…” wow, I can tell by your basic grammar skills and arrogance that YOU actually believe YOURSELF to be among these ‘intelligent atheists.’ You’re a moron, and you lack taste. Get off this site and quit checking back to your stupid comment if you don’t like JFC. Don’t stoop to gloating about your own intellect when you clearly have none. Wow, you dropped a couple of multi-syllable words, you must be quite the intellectual. You’re a loser and nobody cares about your opinion. Go crawl back into the hole in the wall you came out of and return to your favorite passtime of masturbating to beastiality necro porn. The fact that you listened to something makes you a listener… not an afficianado, or an expert or relevant at all. You’re just another self-centered cunt who believes people care about his existance. They don’t. Go and roll over in your own grave after you kill yourself. Or, go and write, produce and develop your own religious satire that’s sooooo much better than this and then you will have a valid opinion. Until then, you have nothing useful to say, you are not a useful person and you have nothing to base your arrogant stance on. Because you watched Monty Python doesn’t make you a master of religious satire, neither does reading a book. JFC is a well crafted show and in case you didn’t notice lots of people quite enjoy it. So go fuck yourself.
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Zaphod Beetlebrox Says:
April 28th, 2008 at 12:21 pm --2
Ghost of Douglas Adams,
Sorry to insult your intelligence, but I’m surprised someone who knows Douglas Adams would find JFC funny. I’m all for irreverent humor, but this crap strikes very easy targets, and is rather low brow. Once upon a time, atheists represented an intelligent group, but I guess that isn’t the case anymore judging from the vast majority of the comments posted here. That fact that you think this is quality humor & entertainment shows your true colors. And I’ll use this handle any time I want, I listened to the BBC radio shows of HHGTTG long before you were probably born. Adams would be rolling over in his grave if he thought people would enjoy this type of shit.
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Jake Says:
April 28th, 2008 at 11:29 am --1
I need more JFC! When’s the next episode comin’ out?
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The Ghost of Douglas Adams Says:
April 28th, 2008 at 11:28 am +0
Don’t use my characters names as a handle, especially when what you have to say is stupid. This show rules. As does Life of Brian. You’re an idiot Beetlebrox. Get a life
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Zaphod Beetlebrox Says:
April 28th, 2008 at 9:35 am --2
This show couldn’t be less funny. Every attempt at religious satire is so predicable and retarded. Try watching Life of Brian if you want to see a good example of humor & religion.
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Hammy Says:
April 27th, 2008 at 3:36 pm +2
Great show. I will be sharing JFC on my blog.
Keep up the good work.
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Jerry Says:
April 25th, 2008 at 6:45 pm +1
#10 I have to admit the scriptures are all so eloquent and beautiful.. everyone should see Mel Gibsons Christ movie.. it’s so moving.
Amen.
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Jerry Says:
April 25th, 2008 at 6:42 pm +2
well done, I laughed quite a bit.. the story made you think, wonder and oh.. ponder too! There is a difference between wondering and pondering ya know. Anyway, it was cool. Thanks
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headlessloon Says:
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:27 am +1
brilliant stuff - really funny visuals and the characters are likeable - i want a crack whore for my closet! love the animation style - the little loops for walking, punching etc. are hilarious! keep it coming!
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Steel Says:
April 20th, 2008 at 1:29 pm +1
Well Done!
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Electric Jake Rockafeller Says:
April 20th, 2008 at 1:07 pm +2
great stuff
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BrendoNintendo1 Says:
April 20th, 2008 at 5:58 am +2
Blasphemy is a DO!
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Paul Says:
April 19th, 2008 at 9:27 am +3
Sheer brilliance
Definitely deserved to be ‘dugg’, hope it makes it to the top !!!
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Atheist Insurgency Says:
April 19th, 2008 at 5:59 am +3
An absolute masterpiece.
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Benny Hinn Says:
April 18th, 2008 at 12:18 pm +6
Actually, modern religion is more about manipulating people through fear tactics and empty promises all in the name of making a profit.
trust me I know I’m Benny Hinn, and by the way I will be suing this site for using my image to advertise their toaster. I did not approve this….send me money
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Horrified Says:
April 18th, 2008 at 12:08 pm --8
This is horrible! I can’t believe someone can be so twisted enough to do this! What do so many people have against the Christian faith? It is all about having good morals and being a good person!
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Anonymous Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 7:33 pm --12
SEVEN SAYINGS FROM THE CROSS:
1. “Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do”
2.”And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom. And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, Today shalt thou be with me in paradise”
3.Now there stood by the cross of Jesus his mother When Jesus therefore saw his mother, and the disciple standing by, whom he loved, he saith unto his mother, Woman, behold thy son! Then saith he to the disciple, Behold thy mother!
4.”And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?”
5.”Jesus knowing that all things were now accomplished, that the scripture might be fulfilled, saith, I thirst”
6.”When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, It is finished”
7.”And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up his spirit”
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Big Bad Crosbie Says:
April 13th, 2008 at 9:06 pm +2
“smack rockets”. Ha ha
BC
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The Pope Says:
April 13th, 2008 at 7:57 pm +4
I am highly offended by this. I only eat boiled rat carcasses, never raw rat blood. That is a waste of good rat meat.
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Anonymous Says:
April 13th, 2008 at 7:47 pm --3
this is pathetic
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kyle Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:21 pm +1
works for me, new episode rocks
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Mysturji Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm +0
Neither does iPod:o(((
Where’s a big sissy crying smiley when you need one?
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Mysturji Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm --1
Quicktime doesn’t work:o(
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N.S. fan Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 7:34 pm +0
I just read the article in your Media section on the 11-year-old girl that died….. unbelievable.
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N.S. fan Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 7:32 pm +3
I love it. I can’t wait for the next one!
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wALt Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 3:32 pm +1
Love the new characters. This episode is much smoother and polished as well. Great show, keep up the good work!
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snoop Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 3:17 pm +1
pope got pwned!
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Catholic Guilt Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 2:47 pm +1
hahahaha… the poop just got owned!
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Priya Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 2:30 pm +2
Poor, hippie Jesus.
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Anonymous Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 1:39 pm --1
I do know better than all of you. Stop taking Anonymous’ name in vain!
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Anonymous Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 1:36 pm --1
Wow, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say some loser thinks he’s amazing because he prefers one cartoon over another. Wow buddy, thanks for your opinion… nobody cares. Let us enjoy the show.
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Anonymous Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 1:32 pm --2
Wow if i didn’t know any better i’d say the people who made this junk asked all their buddies to write in and say how awesome the show is.
how can any of this be funny? its so cliche and unoriginal, i gotta say newgrounds makes me laugh more then this dump -
Anonymous Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 12:50 pm +0
It’s awesome guys! I love the voices and the little asian man rocks! Very very good… Pats on the back to everyone…. and the voice of Jesus
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Mr. C Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 5:02 am --1
Fantastic!
Very funny - and sooooo true.I’m now a confirmed JFC fan!
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brin greer Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 4:31 am +1
exelent mate. if the second comming happend, the christains would treat jesus as a devil worshiper because of the magic he used. the truth hurts. lol. but it sure is funny
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PoppoffPeterson Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 2:44 am +0
I must say it’s good to see the comedy pushed further and also in a smart way. Little things like having the televangelist say that Jesus “Needs to Find Jesus” and that they treat him like garbage are (and I know it’s cliche) FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE! If Jesus were to return in modern day earth Christian bible thumpers would treat him like shit!
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Malcolm Says:
April 10th, 2008 at 1:00 am --1
KILLER!
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2[Y]™ | JFC - Episode 2 Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:56 pm +0
[...] Here it is guys. They’ve just released episode 2. What a show. It is spectacularly witty, with crystal clear portrayal of televangelists in their true form. My favorite part is the Pope - blood-drinking, rat-petting, old-aged, grumpy, greedy, wrinkled man. The episode is funny as expected, we shall wait for number 3. The episode is only available on the official site for now, will be posted here when available on youtube or myspace. Check it out JFC - Episode 2 [...]
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v1ktor Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
July 24th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Best episode yet. These things just keep getting better. Loads of stuff in this one especially that I just never would have expected. some really clever shit
July 24th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Looks like Jesus has a split personality. Stop talking to yourself you psycho psavior!
July 24th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Downloads will be coming soon,
Please check the episodes page for the downloads in the next few days.
Love Jesus.
July 24th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
why can’t i download this episode?
July 24th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
SHUCK-EM-UP! prob funniest anti-christ show ive ever seen..you have my vote…ps..kill that motha fucka
July 24th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
I KNOW the lord will be sending you to rot in hell with all the other atheists and non-belivers
I pray for your souls.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Easily one of the greatest things my eyes have ever filtered into my brainskull.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Awesome! Especially after I’ve watched Zeitgeist and now I can officially KNOW for a fact that Jesus is nothing more than a myth derived from Egyptian mythology. Long live The SUN of God.
Jesus Fucking Christ, what a world we live in.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Grow some balls dudes, JC is too easy a target, the show should be called MTMFP (Mohammed the Mutha-Fucking Profit).
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:09 pm
wtf?
what is this for?
I feel like I should do something now… save Jesus?
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
OMFG
This is a Jesus I can like!
hilarious
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:52 pm
woot! nu favorite show.
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:35 pm
OK now this shiz needs to be on Adult Swim like now!